THE BIBLE IS TRUTH!!!!!!

I hate it when people make reviews of the Bible like it is just a regular old book. This "book" has more truth in it then any other book in the world. So if you are not a Christian don't right a review. You don't know what you are talking about. Now I haven't read this inparticular version, but I do have the NCV version and it is the best Bible a teen could own. Its easy to read and has lots of facts stuff into it to help you understand the Bible. The Bilble is not to be taken as some old random story but very literally. Millions are pursicuted every day because of their beliefs in it. I highly recomend this Bible for young teens.^M

Too Extreme for me

Halfway through John's Gospel and already I knew I wasn't extreme enough for this book. JC filled me with an urge to snowboard down the Rockies while screaming "screw you Satan" during my run. I almost ran out and got WWJD tatooed on my forehead. Man, that woulda been extreme. So instead I settled for some Extreme Mountain Dew and Yogurt bars while I played Tony Hawk pulling off my signature move (you guessed it), Christ Air. ^M

So extreme, my retinas actually caught fire.

As a child in bible camp, I found my classes so excruciatingly boring that I was often caught entertaining myself by staring down the nun's cleavage and crossing my eyes, making it look like there were two nuns lecturing me, and thus twice the cleavage.^M